Thursday, February 2, 2017

Hair Today....Gone Tomorrow.



It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you. Without a blog post to laugh through. 

It was a pretty entertaining month of January. More smiles, exploding poop diapers, visitors. You gained a couple of pounds and sleep longer at night, but I’m concerned about your hair. I can tell its growing, the texture is a fine grade of hair, but it’s not growing evenly. I know, I know,  you’re only 2 months old and there’s more than enough time to grow a ‘fro, but I was hoping you would take after me and not George Jefferson ( I’ll explain who he is when you’re older). You’re too young to have woman problems, the IRS is not knocking at your door, and you don’t have to meet any deadlines at work, so what’s the problem? I’m sure the stress of sleeping  16 hours per day, constantly being cuddled & loved, eating every 3 hours &  being spoiled beyond belief can be overwhelming for someone of your diminutive stature. Granted, my hairline appears to be running away from my face, and of all the inherited traits and mannerisms I hoped this would skip a generation seeing as how your Grandpa is bald & I’m headed that way too. One of the Hickey men has to let their “Soul Glo” (I’ll explain this one too) and you’re our last hope. Maybe if we add some Chia Pet mix to your formula…..nah, never mind. 
 
Until Next time.....